Posted 5 months ago

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

Posted 5 months ago

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Posted 5 months ago
thefairestblogofall:

evidens:
“The reason Snape maybe hated the Golden Trio so much was because together they made Lily. Harry had her eyes, Ron had her hair, and Hermione was a smart muggleborn.”
STOP IT



I’M A MAN
THESE AREN’T TEARS
A BUG FLEW IN MY EYES
REPEATEDLY

thefairestblogofall:

evidens:

“The reason Snape maybe hated the Golden Trio so much was because together they made Lily. Harry had her eyes, Ron had her hair, and Hermione was a smart muggleborn.”

STOP IT

I’M A MAN THESE AREN’T TEARS A BUG FLEW IN MY EYES REPEATEDLY
Posted 5 months ago
happafaith:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

happafaith:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

(Source: joedesimone)

Posted 5 months ago

olddigger:

what was the fucking survey question

(Source: theclearlydope)

Posted 5 months ago
twelfth-mustache:

the-boy-kings-bitch:


something like that?

shit, we really do have a gif for everything

twelfth-mustache:

the-boy-kings-bitch:

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something like that?

shit, we really do have a gif for everything

Posted 5 months ago
lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

Posted 5 months ago

theysayoftheacropolis:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)

i tried to type “is australia even real” and for some reason wrote “is mayonnaise even real” instead

hm

Posted 5 months ago

dr3amingofdisn3y:

oswald-ears:

duckavenger:

“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”

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“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”

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“He’s so mean all the time!”

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OMG

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HOW

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CAN

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PEOPLE

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HATE

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ON

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DONALD

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DUCK

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Posted 5 months ago

peoplebecrazy:

thesoul0fwit:

downcomethewallsofjericho:

jackfrostftw:

mummymuscles:

Too funny not to reblog

this is almost every single possible reaction omf

every single fucking year

is this doctor who

THE WOMAN THAT GOES INTO A FIGHTING POSITION YOU GO BABY

(Source: devoureth)